Wednesday, December 29, 2010

How I'll Meet You... Maybe. :)

Dear Prince Charming,

So my friend and I were talking, coming up with silly ideas on how I could possibly meet you (based on random quarks in my personality)
  •  Tripping (I have my share of graceful moments.)
  • Running into you while trying to walk and read in the hallway
  • You catching me in middle of one of my more spazzy moments, most likely outside (ie, throwing snowballs, making snowmen, spinning in circles, rolling down a hill, skipping and/or singing, etc)
  • We'd run into each other at the library then get into trouble for having started a conversation about a certain book and having gotten too loud, so we'd go outside to continue our conversation.
  • I'd sing Karaoke and end up feeling really self conscious, and afterward you'd come up and tell me I sounded amazing, and make me feel better about it. Then we'd continue to talk, and get to know each other, and you'd ask me on a date/for my number/something
  • I meet your close friend in some way, and I'd be crazy about him. You'd probably be stubborn and try to get my attention anyway. Knowing me, I'd be clueless for months and become good friends with you, be comfortable around you (because it'd be your friend I liked) and you'd fall for me even more, and slowly win me over.
  • We'd have a class together and I'd forget to ask your name so for a while I'd just know you as that one guy in that one class, while secretly trying to find out your name.
  • I'd meet you randomly somewhere (Or at a dance, and we'd dance together several times that night), and have a love at first sight sort of moment, and forget to ask you both your name and number. I'd walk away in a happy daze, and then later I'd be like, "WAIT. Ah, crap :( I don't even know what his name is..." Then I'd see you somewhere else randomly and be like, "WAIT! You there!! What's your name?!?" Then I'd be all happy because I'd know your name, and I'd forget to ask you for your number. Then it'd take you weeks/months to find me because in my happy daze I'd forget to give you my name/number.
  • We'll be at some dinner thing, and you'll be complaining in general about how girls never eat that much, then I'd be like, "Um, one moment. I'll be back. I'm going to go get thirds...." But it'd be one of those timings where I wouldn't have heard what you said, or that part of the conversation, so I wouldn't have been able to time it better if I tried. Then I'd come back with more food and everyone would tease me about it, I'd be surprised and laugh, and then we'd start talking and get to know each other
  • I'd be somewhere getting ice cream, and it would fall on the ground. I'd look around, think no one noticed, and pick it up, scrape off the part that hit the ground, then keep eating. However, you'd be working there and notice, and you'd offer me a new ice cream to make up for it. I'd be mostly full though, from eating the ice cream, and not want another one so you'd take your break and sit and eat with me. Then you'd ask for my number to take me on a date, because you'd have fun talking to me and you'd be impressed I'm not germaphobic and overly girly. But you'd say it's to make up for the ice cream. I'd say yes, but then tease you that technically the ice cream didn't go to waste because I ate it all. Then you'd take me to an all you can eat place on one of our dates, and you'll be impressed that I can eat more then you, especially after I ate ice cream off the floor. Then eventually you'd propose to me by having an ice cream cone fall on the ground, I'd finish eating it, and find the ring in the middle :)
  • I'll be talking to you in one of my classes and think that you're really cute, and then find out you're done with class when I am, so you'll start walking me home. Then when I get to the door, you'd be like, Wait, you live here?? I live in the apartment just right there!! And I'd be like, That's awesome!!! :D And I'd invite you over for food and games and movies sometimes and slowly fall in love the more we got to know each other
  • I'd go sledding with my friends and accidentally sled into you. By that point I'd be freezing, which would make moving slower, so I'd probably end up laying on the ground just laughing for a while, then have trouble getting up. You'd help me get up then notice I'm freezing and offer me and my friends hot cocoa somewhere. Then while we're walking you'll wrap your arm around me to keep me warm. (My friend added that part, and all I had to say is "Aww!!! I like you already!")
  • I'll be running late for one of my classes when I bump into you near a flight of stairs and you trip down them and break your ankle. I'll feel so horrible about accidentally causing it that I stop to help even though I'm in a rush. I try to help you to the nearest nurse's office to make sure someone's helping you, then end up staying to talk because we started a conversation, and I'll rationalize in my head that I can miss ONE class, and SOMEONE has to make sure you're ok, and it may as well be me since it was my fault. I probably wouldn't get your number at first, but once I knew you were okay, I'd go to my next class (Since I would no longer have a valid reason to miss ANOTHER class). I'd see you in the hall a while later with crutches and I'd go talk to you to see how you're doing and to apologize again for accidentally breaking your bone. We'd start talking again even more, and realize we have a lot in common and start hanging out more.
  • I have a group party sort of thing, and a friend invites you along. You try helping me in the kitchen to help prepare the food, but it ends up discombobulating me because I get more preoccupied with you and am not really paying attention to what I'm doing and I end up wrecking the recipe. This of course is found to be universally HILARIOUS, and while everyone offers to pitch in and order pizza to save the night, we end up hitting it off.
  • It'll be my first day in Logan when I'm moving into Merrill hall, and I'll be carrying a bunch of my boxes, and won't be able to really see where I'm going because they'll be in my way. On my way in, I'll bump into one of my neighbors that just happens to be a guy (you) and you'll help me move in by helping me carry the boxes I was carrying. Because you took the boxes, I don't see your face at first, because you're holding the boxes and they're in the way. We talk for at least half an hour while getting more boxes and stuff from my car, then after that time I see you for the first time, and it's love at first sight kinda.Then you're called to be one of my home teachers and you end up proposing to me during one of our lessons after knowing me for a while and having gone on several dates & such.

I found this conversation pretty much VERY entertaining :) Though, now I have to say, I wonder how I really WILL meet you someday??

Sincerely,
Your Princess
A Damsel in Amusement

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